December 2009
88 posts
Ain’t nothing tender about the Tenderloin.
Dec 30th
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lost luggage
So after a day of bad mouthing air travel my luggage got lost, probably from given that baby’s mama in 6B the stink eye at 30,000 feet. Having never lost luggage before I wonder if it will be like that movie Changling. No you don’t understand that’s not my bag. It is your bag you’re just confused. No it’s not, I want MY bag back.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Overheard on flight 1 of 2.
China is weird. Seriously!? You just left Albuquerque New Mexico, a city that worships a pepper and hosts a hot air balloon fiesta. In a state that invented the atomic bomb. And not ease drop but you did mention your from Branson which to quote this Simpsons is Vegas is Ned Flanders was in charge. Dude ‘moon river’ is your national anthem. Ok that part is kinda awesome. So before we...
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Southwest Airlines
Come fly the self induced travel anxiety skies. Seriously, why are you standing there are chairs and you sitting on the carpet eating why? We’re all gonna get on the plane, the flight is literally two hours, chill.  Love your elastic waistband jeans, hot. Who needs the bulkhead seat when you’re my three-to-a-row-middle seat travel buddy.
Dec 29th
If my getting to the airport at 5:30 is required to just make an 8:30 flight by running, a grab and go morning cocktail service should also become the norm. While we’re at it how about Rod Stewart does the security announcements? Former FAA Secretary Lou Pena,  I’m looking at you.
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The computer wants to help me? Bullshit. - my stepdad understanding his new mac.
Dec 27th
Me and You, Your Mama and Your Cousin too? Ok!? I guess so…. - my grandfather
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Dec 22nd
Stone Temple Pilots is playing on the Albuquerque...
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Dallas bound, to do what one does, change planes.
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Dec 21st
My Fellow Americans, when traveling...
George O’Dell 44 (0)78 1409 6016
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The 19th century was the pinnacle of British...
-bbc radio 4
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SIR COURAGE WOLF ANSWERS YOUR (REASONABLE)...
I deal with this everyday…however the pronunciation of Jay-z(ee) as Jay-Z(ed) is fantastic. sircouragewolf: what does ‘Toff’ mean? IF YOU’VE GOT TO ASK, WELL THEN MATE. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT BENDY BUSES?!?! RUBBISH, A COMPLETE FARCE. THE DTL’S GOT THEIR HEAD UP THEIR COLLECTIVE ARSES. AND, NOT TO MENTION, THEY’RE HELL FOR CYCLISTS! The way you word things on here is just plain awesome....
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ListenGood looks aside, what’s her opinion on...
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THE COLLECTED WORKS OF JANE AUSTEN
ex-genius: Female Lead I secretly love Male Lead. He must never know. Male Lead I secretly love Female Lead. She must never know. (They find out.) THE END -Book a Minute is my new favorite thing ever. Well, second to beer.
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“all of my google waves are about how odd google wave is and why the return key...”
– my google wave account
Dec 15th
the internet
I wonder if the internet will realize the state its headed in and ever decide to just destroy itself rather than go on. Kinda like that Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where the house decides to destroy itself rather than live with The Simpsons. *Note, I found this on the internet in under three google searches. *Also to note, I am in no way to above the above commentary. *Finally, exactly.
Dec 15th
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